Rozuru

stepacrosstheline: and the award for the best use of that gif...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:27:18 -0400

stepacrosstheline:

and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.

midnightzone: ” Always happy to bleed for the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:24:28 -0400

midnightzone:

” Always happy to bleed for the Winchesters”

Supernatural Print

mira-of-sassgard: backinthe67impala: sirisles: dixiesaurer: a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:23:27 -0400

mira-of-sassgard:

backinthe67impala:

sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

I fucking love this website

I think we just found Dexter’s blog, guys.

How many fans of Benedict Cumberbatch are on tumblr?

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:19:56 -0400

sherlockinhobbiton:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

Reblog if you are a Cumberbabe, Cumberbitch, member of the Cumbercollective etc.

I am a Cumberlady, thank you very much.

jackharperr: oh fuck you

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:19:43 -0400

jackharperr:

oh fuck you

Matt & David (x)

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:19:21 -0400

Matt & David (x)

joyfulldreams: inuysha-link-lover: algrenion: i think there should be AU’s and then there should...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:17:39 -0400

joyfulldreams:

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING

GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER

super-psychic-paper: Not if you’re blonde

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:13:34 -0400

super-psychic-paper:

Not if you’re blonde

damnablepencil: krabwatch: m4ngos: krabwatch: i like the fact that i live in a world where...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:11:07 -0400

damnablepencil:

krabwatch:

m4ngos:

krabwatch:

i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it

why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing.

ding-dong you are wrong

harrysthefather: harrysthefather: SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:05:31 -0400

harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM

HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD

OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK

ladyhiddles: amazon-x: This is fucking amazing! WOW!!!

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:04:29 -0400

ladyhiddles:

amazon-x:

This is fucking amazing!

WOW!!!

sherlockspeare: teralilac: Sherlock portrait by me

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:03:51 -0400

sherlockspeare:

teralilac:

Sherlock portrait by me

drogonsflame: What time is it?

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:03:39 -0400

drogonsflame:

What time is it?

motivationintohabit: christianborles: nuitcorbeau: Ellen’s...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:01:45 -0400

motivationintohabit:

christianborles:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

FITCH PLEASE

And I thought my love for her couldn’t get any bigger.

tyleroakley: (via “The YouTuber Awards”)

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:57:28 -0400

tyleroakley:

(via “The YouTuber Awards”)

itsallinyourheadharry: New Who : Companions that never...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:55:54 -0400

itsallinyourheadharry:

New Who : Companions that never were.

Doctor Who: SCREAMING

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:47:12 -0400

Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Supernatural: CRYING
Sherlock: WAITING
Merlin: DEAD
Hannibal: Eating Merlin

wolverikphantom:

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:46:30 -0400

wolverikphantom:

shark-meppard: guys i’m laughing so hard look at htis fukcin screencap he looks like fuckin grumpy...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:45:51 -0400

shark-meppard:

guys i’m laughing so hard

look at htis fukcin screencap

he looks like fuckin grumpy cat.

i’m gnona die

[x]

tomithejellyfish: f-andsome: tomithejellyfish: omg you guys I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:45:42 -0400

tomithejellyfish:

f-andsome:

tomithejellyfish:

omg you guys I just got this email wtf???

1. That’s Comic Sans
2. Reblogged is misspelled as rebloged
3. The Cumber Collective will not stand for this