• plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize

noot-noot-muthafuka:

buttlicked:

Damn this spot the difference is so hard :-/

One of them is useful, famous across the world and part of peoples every day lives.

The other one is Justin Bieber and Nash Grier  

(via phan-you-not)

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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the-twisted-blog:

When I have a child in the future and I still ship Phan…

Lyrics if you can’t see because of my crappy hand writing and photography skills:
Twinkle twinkle little phan
Phil is gay and he likes dan
Like a ship in the sky
‘No Homo Howell’ that’s a lie
Twinkle twinkle OTP there is no way to be free

sswiggityswagwhatsinthebag:

The fact that Dan says he’s not dating Phil but when somebody touches Phil’s hand accidentally he gets really jealous and when someone said that they’d marry Phil he replied with a “hands off” it’s so cute but no homo howell ok

buckkybbarnes:

*looks at porn gifs* these two are definitely not leaving room for jesus

(via wsswatson)

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?
Do you see these two words?
They do not mean the same thing.
Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

(via piksheesu)

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

(via piksheesu)

akatsugay:

tehrisa:

a summary of gay swimmers: the return

The accuracy of this is fucking killing me

(via brando-relatable)

ravencrantz:

williamshatnerds:

if this gets 300 notes I’ll dress my dogs up as the alien unicorn dog from star trek for halloween

image

pLEASE

(via sherlockismysuicidenote)

popnographic:

Okay, but let’s take a moment to appreciate Noiz in normal clothing.

popnographic:

Okay, but let’s take a moment to appreciate Noiz in normal clothing.

(via brando-relatable)

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

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